{"id":5,"date":"2005-10-23T23:58:22","date_gmt":"2005-10-24T03:58:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.screwedbydesign.com\/blineapples\/?p=5"},"modified":"2005-10-23T23:58:22","modified_gmt":"2005-10-24T03:58:22","slug":"ugh_laundry","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/screwedbydesign.com\/blog\/2005\/10\/ugh_laundry.php","title":{"rendered":"Ugh&#8230; Laundry"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I realized today how much the laundry room for my dorms sucks today. First thing I see when I walked in this afternoon was 3 out of the 5 machines marked as &#8216;Out of Order&#8217; &#8211; sigh&#8230;<br \/>\n<!--more--><br \/>\nSo I crammed my dark clothes into the last available washer and lugged the remaining clothes back across the courtyard back to my dorm. I came back 40 minutes later to find that someone had somehow opened the *locked* washer midway through the cycle and had spilled my soggy clothes and several gallons of soapy water on the floor. Fabulous. So I re-loaded the washer and scanned my ID card for another $2 (rip-off) worth of wash time. 40 minutes later I come back and begin taking the clothes from the washer &#8211; and all of a sudden I&#8217;m hit with the foul smell of mold, so I stick my head into the washer to find it absolutely reeks. The thing is so old that there&#8217;s mold growing on the outside of the washer drum :p<br \/>\nBy this time I had had enough of the washers and tossed my clothes in a dryer with a *ton* of fabric softener to lighten up the mold smell.<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;40 minutes later&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>I open the dryer and find out that it had stopped working at some point during the cycle &#8211; it never ends does it?<\/p>\n<p>Next time I&#8217;m going to the laundromat :p<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I realized today how much the laundry room for my dorms sucks today. First thing I see when I walked in this afternoon was 3 out of the 5 machines marked as &#8216;Out of Order&#8217; &#8211; sigh&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/screwedbydesign.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/screwedbydesign.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/screwedbydesign.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/screwedbydesign.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/screwedbydesign.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/screwedbydesign.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/screwedbydesign.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/screwedbydesign.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/screwedbydesign.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}